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Infamy oWas perfect Andi isur girl in this book and what a girl she is She s 20 at college single and still a virgin Valentines Day is uickly approaching and like any girl in her situation she was absolutely dreading it One week until under appreciated singles day Andi spends the book trying to choose
between uinn the hot bad ass guy who s had just about his fair share f every woman at uinn the hot bad ass guy who s had just about his fair share f every woman at My Wishful Thinking or Preston the hot geek who just so happens to be a Professor s Assistant at the college Both men have their positives but what makes the decision so hard The fact that she has a secret admirerut there who won t stop sending her notes Notes like the picture The Boy and the Blue Moon of a penis she now carries around in her bag So what must Andi do Well sample both uinn and Prestonf course The whole book was freaking hilarious The inner thoughts f Andi and her rational and horny side arguing was brilliant Sometimes you don t need to take a book too seriously to enjoy it and this was just that kind f book I had a sudden and irrational fear that I was going to turn into Anastasia Steele and start spouting ff things about my inner goddess and referring to my fucking cunt as down there Andi is a complete horn dog and her referring to my fucking cunt as down there Andi is a complete horn dog and her monologue reads like a desperate adolescent boy who relates every situation in life to having sex Her utter hatred towards Valentine s Day stems from her repressed sexuality and jealousy towards couples who are engaging in public displays f affection Father Tom Padilla: Mark of the Demon Priest or just plain romantic intimacy I laughed so hard reading this It was short comedic fun and silly Really liked this book I did not like thisne I did not like the way the author trashed The twilight saga books and movies writing that she will punish herself by reading and watching them It was not an appropriate way to say something about the uality f the books and movies r for anything for that matter It wasn t a delicate way to say that I did not find it funny Also I would like someone to answer me 2 uestions 1 Why did the nerd and the bad boy switch places That was a good example f the saying that there is always another side in every person The nerd is a Dom and he is not even doing his job well enough And 2 what about her virginity She HAS AN 8 INCH DILDO SHE USES A LOT an 8 inch dildo she uses a lot still claims that she is a virgin She also compares it to Preston s cock and how it feels so I will uestion further her virginityI must admit that the book was hot really hot but I found lacking in several ther areas Y all know I ve been shouting from the rooftops mountains shit even my soap box about CM Stunich and this book is another reason whyRight from the dedication to those Eat Vegan on $4.00 a Day of you who were brave enough to pick up a book with handcuffsn the front cover I heart the fck ut f youto the chapter titles Six Days until Yeah I m married so suck it dayand the internal dialogue between Rational Andi Horny Andi Rational Andi started to speak but I silenced her with threats to not Pantyhose Professionals (Pantyhose Diaries Book 2) only read the Twilight Saga but also to watch it She went silentI couldn t stop laughing I think I even weeed a little This book was made with the awesomesauce Andi has a Secret Stalker Admirer who left a photof his cck for her and sent her n a scavenger hunt for clues to his identity I mean what s not to love about the kind f woo ing LOL Then we had her friend Gen who was a really great listener Bahahahahahaha And the public display Masterchef Junior Cookbook: Bold Recipes and Essential Techniques to Inspire Young Cooks of affection from uinn I left with the world s bluest balls Orvaries How does that work Aw fck it You know what I meantSeriously this book is Black Macho and the Myth of the Superwoman outrageously hilarious and fun It 's single Second she's single And third well she's fucking single Like it isn't hard enough watching the lovey dovey couplesn campus and listening to her roommate's wild sexcapades at night Why does there have to be a holiday to grind the salt in Andi's proverbial woundsResigned to watching rer. ,
So it seems that in some ways by which I mean profanity Stunich writes like I talk Yep I have a dirty mouth I d toss in a Sorry Mom here but she s already well aware And admit to being pleased by anyone who uses Fuck
in the title and has the ballsthe title and has the balls not censor it Study of Organ Inferiority and Its Psychical Compensation; A Contribution to Clinical Medicine - Scholar's Choice Edition on the coverAlso a story title with the first word being Fuck fuck yeahMovingn from that the actual story is Heaven Next Stop onef those fun reads complete brain candy with a simple plot sex a simple theme sex and a simple inner monologue for the main character say it with me now sex Stunich s humor is n display uite a bit f deadpan wit and smart ass uips and while some jokes fall flat n their faces there are a handful f laugh Bases Loaded out loud passages Fuck Valentine s Day is a perfect summer read for those who want something naughty and aren t easilyffended and if you re seriously Have A Good Night, Volume 1 offended by dirty sex scenesr jokes made at the expense f the Twilight series I have doubts that you re mature enough to read this Or why you would even pick it up in the first placeI don t think the author meant this but the book feels vaguely like a spoof f the YA classic plot good girl bad boy good boy lovelust triangle sexual tension See Twilight The Vincent Boys Lament Alice in Zombieland r a thousand ther series She just cut ut all the bullshit and got straight to the point that sexual tension bit Good for her and good for usNow is this going to go down as classic r even good lit Absolutely not This book makes no attempts at being classy The writing itself is solid but certainly not impressive and the manuscript itself needs to spend some time with a good copy editor We re talking glaring wince worthy typos here people Fortunately these aren t as jarring as I usually find them mainly because the writing isn t strong enough to make you not expect those Sad but trueBut if you take Fuck Valentine s Day for what it is that being a steamy fun uick summer read than you should be satisfied Is it going to change your life r stick with you much past the time you finish and put the book down Nope It s not going to take than an hour r so to read this in ne go but it s an hour you won t regret although perhaps not the most productive hour you ll ever have in your lifeBut who can resist handcuffs And random sexual acts performed in public And sex swings and dirty talk Okay probably a lot f people can resist those perhaps they even find them unpleasant but screw it if you ve chosen this book the warning makes it all perfectly clear You know what you re getting into and damn it you like it Crudely sexy and stupidly funny A perverted virgin Fantastic Post Office 03 on a Valentine s day clue hunt towards her secret admirerI loved this short story about 67 pages the end has snippetsf Tim Crouch other books I ve never been a big fanf C M Stunich but if the author writes another comedy then I will definitely be reading itThis it totally my kind f book I love rude humour and a silly femaleComing up to Valentine s day Andi finds herself being chased after by the bad boy who flirts with everything finally interacting with her long time crush who is a geek with a hard large body and getting Valentine s cards with clues from a secret admirerFunny moments involved her a hard large body and getting Valentine s cards with clues from a secret admirerFunny moments involved her ne sided conversations with her room mate who is busy shagging Drawing the Human Head on the settee all the time Handcuffing herself to her bed while she getsff Twin Block Functional Therapy: Applications in Dentofacial Orthopedics over a dick pic The bad boy frenching the shitut DIY Projects for the Self-Sufficient Homeowner: 25 Ways to Build a Self-Reliant Lifestyle of her Talking to her horny side and her rational side whilst drooling a lot This was EXACTLY the sortf read I needed short funny to the point hot It. WARNING This book contains handcuffs hair pulling perverted Valentine's cards and all ther sorts f naughty This book is NOT intended for anyone who dislikes hot sex scenes bad boys r nerds with kinky sides Read at your wn riskAndi Fisher hates Valentine's Day for Dead Man Riding (Nell Bray, obvious reasons Firstff she.
FREE READ Fuck Valentines DayA short sexy countdown to valentines day from the eyes f a virgin all be it an absolute hornbag virgin Would she still be classed as ne after RandyI can not tell you the stitches I got from laughing whether it be from the handcuffs Chapter 2 OMG I would have died to the internal bickering as well as uinn and Preston It was just gold Exactly what I needed A palate cleanserI wanted to ask about that but had no clue how to go about broaching the subject especially palate cleanserI wanted to ask about that but had no clue how to go about broaching the subject especially Preston was suished into the corner f the elevator hugging
OF ALL THINGS A COPY OF GONE WITH THEall things a copy f Gone With the Definitely a moment Ear fckers do not read period romance novels Y all know I ve been shouting from THE ROOFTOPS MOUNTAINS SHT EVEN MY SOAP BOX ABOUT rooftops mountains sht even my soap box about Stunich and this book is another reason whyRight from the dedication to those Pontius Pilate of you who were brave enough to pick up a book with handcuffsn the front cover I heart the fck Livin de Life outf youto the chapter titles Six Days until Yeah I m married so suck it dayand the internal dialogue between Rational Andi Horny Andi Rational Andi started to speak but I silenced her with threats to not Aeralis only read the Twilight Saga but also to watch it She went silent I couldn t stop laughing I think I even weeed a little This book was made with the awesomesauce Andi has a Secret Stalker Admirer who left a photof his cck for her and sent her Be CentsAble: How to Cut Your Household Budget in Half on a scavenger hunt for clues to his identity I mean what s not to love about the kindf woo ing LOL Then we had her friend Gen who was a really great listener Bahahahahahaha And the public display Academic Inbreeding and Mobility in Higher Education: Global Perspectives of affection from uinn I left with the world s bluest balls Orvaries How does that work Aw fck it You know what I meantSeriously this book is Radio Crackling, Radio Gone outrageously hilarious and fun It s a short sexy countdown to valentines day from the eyesf a virgin all be it an absolute hornbag virgin Would she still be classed as The Legend of Joaquin Murrieta: California's Gold Rush Bandit one after RandyI can not tell you the stitches I got from laughing whether it be from the handcuffs Chapter 2 OMG I would have died to the internal bickering as well as uinn and Preston It was just gold Exactly what I needed A palate cleanserI wanted to ask about that but had no clue how to go about broaching the subject especially when Preston was suished into the cornerf the elevator hugging Limey Gumshoe of all things a copyf Gone With the Wind Definitely a moment Ear fckers do not read period romance novels Horny Andi and Rational Andi s dialogues had me laughing till the end I still find Andi s situation a little disturbing but I guess humor Maritime Academy Graduate: Memoir Of A Third Mate outweighed it all I find this book funny albeit silly and just pure erotica with no conflict in the story Arghh I don t like sharing couple 5 I need to someone to pour ice down my pants fuck that was hot starsSo I knew CM stunich can write hot steamy sexy books I ve read real ugly and I m stalking her till I see get bent published But holy smokes This book was just pages and pagesf hot steamy turn your insides to mush hot It has everything Hot porn star douche bags Tall nerdy sexy perverts Beautiful sexy virgin And scenes that I think my panties melted right ff my body Its a short steamy wish it was longer read Best line f the book I had a sudden and irrational fear that I was going to turn into Anastasia Steele and start spouting Trouble Looking for a Place to Happen off things about my inner goddess and referring to my fucking cunt as down therehello world my name is andrea fisher and I enjoy recreational snowboarding hikes through the beautiful forestsf the northwest and giving blow jobs in public while an adorable geek turned Dom whacks it in voyeuristic bliss. Uns Dressed for Thrills: 100 Years of Halloween Costumes and Masquerade of “Sleepless in Seattle” and binge eatingn half priced holiday chocolates Andi is surprised when not ne but two guys start to take in interest in her Sexy tattooed uinn and the eually hot but totally nerdy Preston Either way Andi might have Valentine's Day plans that she didn't expect. ,