Online Ebook I Slept with Slender Man Æ Emma Steele – 8p2.us
This is bizarro genre than monster smut but what a cool little story right p my a cool little story Right Bijoux en origami up my Emma Steele needs to write Shethey must writender another name It s just too good for there to only be a few titles this person has writtenThe funniest part to me was when the main character Virginia gets sick after some weird dreamsupernatural shenanigans and her mom goes to take her temperature and she asks for the one that goes The Hokku or Epigram Versus of Basho up her butt No I can certainly not You haven tsed it since kindergarten What has gotten into you Ginny Please MomI m sorry no She patted Virginia on the head I ll be right back with the big girl s thermometerOther significant items to discussApparently Slender Man has a peen long luscious and as thick as a two liter bottle of RC ColaAm I deranged that what stuck out for me was the reference to RC Cola and not the restThis one is really bizarre but fun Ha The story of an 18 year old high school girl who gets sucked into her true love s Slender Man s anus and travels Prison Ramen up through his body in an orgasmic tunnel of loventil she ignites into flames Another Wednesday another Weird Shit Wednesday readThis time featuring the sexy charming kind friendly scary Slender Man The perfect creature for a romantic sexy story don t you agree Sadly my words do not seem adeuate to explain this book That is why I have decided to se images to display how I felt during this bookThis was my face while reading alternating between funny and shockedThere was also someand then someand some Finally as I finished this book like with most Weird Shit Wednesday reads I thoughtBut did I like itActually I found it extremely funny and
Entertaining 1 Star For Originality 1 Star 1 star for originality 1 star making me LOL and 1 star for penguins and the awesome endingWould recommend to anyone looking for giggles but not for sensitive souls HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagaspHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWowOh and PenguinPenguinPenguinPenguinPenguinOMGWTF I give it three stars One star just for existing A second star for originality A third star for PenguinsI just hope I can forget this story before the next time I see a big bottle of RC Cola Virginia the prettiest senior in Killmeister High has a problem All of the boys are too intimidated by her beauty to ask her out When she witnesses her classmates having an orgy the Slender Man appears to satisfy her needsDamn this is some crazy shit After reading Debbie Does Monsterland I decided to give Emma Steele s initial effort a try This is monsterotica with flavors of horror and bizarro stirred into the mixWikipedia tells me The Slender Man existed before this short story However I don t think Slender Man got to impale a high school senior with DD breasts on his twenty foot penis before this storyThe writing is like horror or bizarro writing than erotica Still the sexual component is there only very very very strangeI Slept With Slender Man is a pretty powerful and memorable short story I m not sure I liked it but it s memorable enough to hit four territory Four out of five stars It s Weird Shit Wednesday againYeah that pretty much sums it pIt s sick It s twisted It s just WEIRD1 star forand1 star for1 star forand Do I need to rate this Gee thanks Susan for this experience I m speechless How in the world is it possible that someone would write this and for people actually reading this sh UhmThen his butt grew Fearful Symmetry until perhaps it was the biggest butt that a guy had ever had pushing Virginia off the bed of flesh and forcing her against the wall Despite the butt s immense girth Virginia wasn t disgusted Rather she was even turned on And the butt didn t stop there It got bigger and biggerntil it engulfed her Virginia suddenly found herself inside her lover s anus She had expected to face many difficulties throughout her life but this was one she had never anticipated I ll sayCan someone explain the penguins doing in this storyI m sorry Can t find any pictures of 10 feet fingers and 25 feet dicks This will have to doThe best part was the endingAnd she And she And she It was too much Too much She never wanted it to end But she couldn t She couldn t go on like this It was impossible So impossible It had to end She couldn t take it Couldn t takeAnd then she burst into fire when is monsterporn not monsterpornwhen it s thisthis is a winky self aware monsterporn that is of a parody of the genre than anything else or it is a whole new iteration horrorpornpoor virginia wink wink has no friends the problem is she is sooooo gorgeous that all the girls are jealous of her Virginia is the hottest girl at Killmeister High but she thinks she’s a plain Jane because all the guys are too intimidated by her naughty bits to ask her to meet them The Beast on the Brink underneath the bleachers One night she stumbles acr. Nd all the boys are intimidated and of COURSE she doesn t even know how hot she is and she assumes something is wrong with her and her simmering sexual desires will gonfulfilled forever little does she know all the boys are all thinking of her when they are intercoursing their inferior partners but no one approaches her or her heart shaped ass why it never occurs to her to make the first move is a mysterythis story takes place in a high school environment but the story is cheekily ick to avoid scandal She was mature looking than the other girls and could have passed for a twenty five year old even though she was only eighteenCoincidentally all of her senior classmates were also eighteen and they were such a tight group that their sexual conuests never penetrated the ranks of the grades below themheh penetrated nice footworkso but the bottom line is virginia is HORNY one day she drifts off in class and dreams of fellating brad wilkes the football captain when suddenly her fantasy turns nightmarish and brad grows a fifty foot erectionshe wakes p screaming but she has to admit deep inside her she really liked it one night she finally takes some initiative when she sees the cars of her classmates parked across the street from her house having one of their beer and campfire orgies in the teenage bacchanals to which she has never their beer and campfire orgies in the woods teenage to which she has never invited well virginia isn t going to wait around for an invitation she s gonna crash that orgykind of mostly she just watches them and touches herself or rather she thrust her hands p inside herself which seems excessive but considering the night she s got ahead of her spoiler alert it s probably smart to pave the way so thoroughly Hours later everyone including Virginia ejaculated at the exact same moment Then everyone except Virginia passed out on the groundhigh school kids have endurance than i remember from my own high school days i mean from locker room gossip i am a GOOD GIRL hi daddyvirginia "weaves her way through the spent couples littering the ground like some kind of history channel battlefield sceneand then it "her way through the spent couples littering the ground like some kind of history channel battlefield sceneand then it gets weird she begins to feel strange sensations a vibrating in her skin and vision and a high pitched noise which marks the arrivalof a man impossibly slender and impossibly tall wearing a dark suit and a black tie with an entirely blank facecould it be daft punkbut no taller with ten foot long fingers that feel p virginia the way she has been longing for forever She knew she should have been frightened of a face that lacked eyes a nose and a mouth but something about it comforted her It seemed kind Handsome even in a strange way that she couldn t comprehend She imagined it resting in her lap moving itself rhythmically Bad Luck, Trouble, Death, and Vampire Sex until it brought her to ecstasyand then it gets HOT The man s fingers moved over Virginia s bikini line and stoppedBlood spurted out of her nose followed by a headache nausea and exhaustionAnd a loss of consciousnessand then it just gets weird she wakesp back in her room lahhhh di dahhhh with only a vague memory of the night before but with a lingering feeling of fulfillment She got out of bed felt dizzy and collapsed back onto it Then she threw The Forked Tongue Revisited up onto the floorpoor virginia her mother is concerned and even so when virginia makes a specific reuest Can you get the thermometer that goes in my butt Virginia askedvirginia that s nasty you nastyshe falls into a fever dream and finds herself in a house with walls made of sewn together children but it s okay because they re not put out by it at all they re just hanging out being walls and shit playing patty cakeand then again the arrival of and she feels the twin stirrings of love and lustand her gentleman caller suddenly grows a twenty five foot penis with a hand on the end of it which enters virginia s female passageway and lifts herp onto the roof to a chorus of giggling wall childrenand then it just gets weirdbecause of very specific body manipulations she is having sex and giving a blowjob and a handjob at the exact same time don t ask it s weirdbut hott The man moaned letting out a sound that was the euivalent of one thousand simultaneous car crashes and later he will make even better noises like the neighing of a demonic horsevirginia likee the butts Buttocks sprouted out of the back of him the most beautiful ass she had ever seen Within her heart she knew it was the most beautiful ass that had ever been possessed since the dawn of mankindwhich is good because she is going to experience that butt in a completely nprecedented way nprecedented both to her little virgin. Oss a supernatural creature murdering her classmatesand it’s love at first sight Now if only Virginia can fight off nconsciousness long enough for the Slender Man to fulfill all of her sexual desires Who knew it was po.